New Year, New M…wait, what?!?

Can anybody else not quite believe the way 2020 has turned out? It seems like an age since I was drunkenly bellowing 'Auld Lang Syne' at midnight, through a mouthful of half eaten pork pie. It's that moment we feel hopeful for the future, heightened by the buckets of champagne (hem hem £5 cava) that …

10 Things Isolation Has Taught Me

1) I couldn’t live without Netfilx. Definitely already knew that, but still, there’s no end to the amount of times I can re-watch the entire series of FRIENDS. Plus, Netflix is kind of educational… Where else would I learn about a psychopathic Tiger King or how to hunt an internet cat killer?? That shit's important. 2) …